Faze care ne enerveaza in filme
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livia spune:
Pe mine ma enerveaza rau-rau cand "nea´van damme " si altii iau o bataie "sora cu moartea" in ring si cand mai sunt cateva secunde pana se sfarseste lupta isi revin spectaculos si-l inving pe adversar..."puteeeee",nu?!
hanako2004 spune:
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Originally posted by livia
Pe mine ma enerveaza rau-rau cand "nea´van damme " si altii iau o bataie "sora cu moartea" in ring si cand mai sunt cateva secunde pana se sfarseste lupta isi revin spectaculos si-l inving pe adversar..."puteeeee",nu?!
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Tzuni spune:
Pe mine ma enerveaza / distreaza:
1. usurinta cu care se vomeaza in filmele americane: ca vad un cadavru, ca se panicheaza, ca e groaza...vomeaza frateeeeeee 
intr-o veselie
2. Intotdeauna se aude sirena masinii de politie la sfarsitul unei batai, a unei serii de impuscaturi, a unui accident, incendiu etc...
3. M-am enervat la filmele "Falci" si "Speed 2". Pai cum sa nu? Ditamai rechinul care inghite un yacht ajunge la malul oceanului unde musca de glezne turistii, dar nimeni nu-l vede... Iar in Speed 2 ajung cu ditamai vaporul de croaziera pana la mal, in oras. Bravo, Ghitza!
4. Personajul feminin se indragosteste intotdeauna de cel mai frumos si mai muschiulos barbat din film. Astept momentul cand d-na/d-soara se va indragosti de cel mai nashpa personaj.
5. Toate personajele feminine dorm in pat cu o coapsa dezvelita si aruncata in mod ostentativ peste cearsaf...
6. Cola dietetica e la mare cautare
7. Ma enervez cand se fac in cadrul filmului reclame la marci de masini: apare personajul la volanul unei limuzine care opreste chiar in fata camerei si pe ecran se vede cat casa sigla masinii/firmei.
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mic si drag si scump si grasunel
xenocid spune:
Teodora ;)
Top Thirty Facts about Vin Diesel
1. Onions do not make Vin Diesel cry. Vin Diesel makes onions shit themselves.
2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
3. Vin Diesel can slam a revolving door.
4. If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
5. Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
6. When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
7. When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.
8. When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
9. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
10. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.
11. Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
12. Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
13. Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
14. In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
15. Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
16. Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
17. When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
18. You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
19. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
20. Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
21. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
22. Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
23. Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
24. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
25. Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.
26. When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
27. On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
28. Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. 1
29. If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
30. Vin Diesel does not "drop it like it's hot." To suggest that anything would be too hot for him to hold is laughable.
*segmentation fault*
conchita spune:
War of the Worlds, cu Tom Cruise, booon. vin extraterestrii, nu mai functioneaza nimic electric si electronic, iar in tot haosul ala, apare un nene cu o camera video inregistrand momente pentru posteritate. apoi, intr-un oras devastat, toate luminile functionau, dar aia mergeau pe jos ca nu mergeau masinile, cum asa? si mai sunt o gramada de alte faze idioate in film.
Teodora D. spune:
alte chestii aiurea, una din "head in the clouds"- femeia se "aprinde" dupa doua sarutari pe gat si incepe sa suspine si sa-si dea ochii peste cap de crezi ca in secunda urmatoare va avea orgasm
fetele sarace schimba 3 toalete pe zi(probabil si de firma) si nu apar de doua ori imbracate la fel.
nici o femeie nu poarta prin casa...papuci de casa, doar pantofi cu toc sau sabotei, asortati eventual la taior.
Peste 100 de ani nu va conta ce cont in banca am avut, in ce casa am locuit sau ce masina am condus.
Dar lumea ar putea fi diferita pentru ca am fost importanta in viata unui copil.
denizel spune:
Nu stiu daca s-a scris, ca nu am citit chiar tot.
Ma oftica scenele cu copii, care nu ies din cuvantul parintilor nicicum:)
E acolo stransa toata lumea, e fun general si se trezeste unul din parinti sa zica: "it's time to go to bed, honey!". Si ala micu' se executa fara cracnire si mai spune si frumos la revedere la toti invitatii:))
sau tot asa, arata mama cu copilul citind sau facand ceva impreuna, vine un musafir si copilul, din proprie initiativa, cica se duce sa deseneze la el in camera:))
Si, cea mai cea, este cand e un bebe in familie, toata lumea e super incantata, se intalnesc si vorbesc si se simt bine, bb rade non stop si sta cu orele intr-un cosulet acolo, iar parintii sunt relaxati si odihniti. Asta chiar o fi adevarata, mey?
" Maamiii, îmi place pielea ta. E ca de câltitză" :)) - din jurnalul unei mămici de băietzel.
lena spune:
vazui Van Helsing, aoleuuuuuuu filmu ca filmu ca mai aveam un pic si adormeam in plina batalie intre varcolaci si liliac, etc,etc...dar "doamna" Beckinsale sau cum s-o scrie exact avea ie pe ea, ie tipic romaneasca frumusica doamnelor si domnilor, parol...o fi luat-o de la " artizanat" ceva, Romarta, o mai exista asa ceva, dar zau de nu-mi placea ia evident!!!