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Iulika29 spune:

Imi esti tare draga..esti o persoana cu un excelent simt al umorului..

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adimercedes spune:

Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Some thoughtful information for those who ARE daughters, WERE daughters, HAVE daughters, INTEND TO HAVE daughters, or INTEND TO DATE a daughter.

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
In order for us to get to know each other, you may think we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on his subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a po****r fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my Daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided. Movies, which feature chainsaws, are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

***I received this text anonymously in the winter of 1998. A reader recently shared that the original author was W. Bruce Cameron. Bruce's original work can be viewed at Copyright © 1998 W. Bruce Cameron http://www.wbrucecameron.com. Bruce has an outbound E-Mail list that you can subscribe to when visiting his Web-site.


"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --- Albert Einstein

"The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip."

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kawaichan spune:

Ma bag si eu la nani ca mi-e cam somn.
Asta cu capitolul e f usor de facut daca nu te uiti la instructiuni in timp ce-l deschizi ca mai mult iti prinzi urekile
Se copiaza primele doua mesaje si dupa aia niste linkuri-de la cap vechi catre cel nou si invers.Mare vraja nu e,incercati si daca nu merge il stergeti.
Techila,ecranul meu e plin de urme de inghetata iar vinovata esti tu sa stii:))Ah si Mimika cu soacra Krantz

Pup la fete,noapte buna.Maine facem si noi 33 sapt implinite(dupa ultimul UM)

Mihaela 32+ cu baby Joshua

delia79 spune:

neata fete dragi

Asa.... de la capitolul 99 incerc sa scriu si eu un mesaj si nu mai ajung . Creste numarul paginilor si al capitolelor ca painea calda . Si venind vorba, in momentul de fata rumeg bruchettele minunate, multumim pt reteta .

Nu va imaginati ca am retinut mare lucru din 6 capitole.... dar vreau sa urez La Multi Ani! sarbatoritelor, celor care aniverseaza ani de casatorie, celor care au sarbatorit zile de nastere ale copiilor si sotilor . De asemenea, multe felicitari tuturor fetelor cu rezultate frumoase la eco, se pare ca toti bebelusii sunt in forma maxima .

revin

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Iulika29 spune:

Adimercedes super reguli'

kawaichan somn usor

Delia bine ne-ai prins din urmå..daca trece o zi, poi mai trece una pana recuperezi.. cam asa stau treburile aici la noi in ogradå

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ionika spune:

Mihaela, baiatul meu e Fecioara si vreau sa iti spun ca e exact cum spune horoscopul: atent, ordonat, mamos, ce mai....un copil perfect.

Ioana

Iulika29 spune:

Luto eu am inceput petrecerea fårå tine....ii ucid pe vecini cu 'best of the 90's'..acum cat nu se face tarziu ca apoi vine politia....asa e fetelor aici, daca e så ai vreo petrecere(si muzica asa oleaca mai tare) tre så pui hartiutza jos cu o såpt inainte så fie toti de acord..Dar acu e weekend sunt mai moi..

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Iulika29 spune:

Ce frumos spui tu aici..

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delia79 spune:

Un buchet mare de flori si multe imbratisatri pt Monica, pt mitocania suferita.

Multa sanatate pt intreaga familie a Cristinei_Ana .

Techila, toata admiratia pentru casuta voastra si pt modul de gandire

Manga, bun retur la casa din Londra, sa-ti fie de bine alintul culinar si odihna din Ro. S-a terminat cu bine operatiune dinti?

Loto, cred ca la ora la care scriu eu tu ai terminat deja cu munca . Sa profiti de timpul liber la maxim, auzi?

Fetelor am vazut hainute frumoase, delicioase ce ati pus voi pe contul comun...... va dati seama ca purtatorii isi vor face aparitia cat de curand ? Am facut si eu pozici cu achizitiile, dar nu pot sa pun link din cauza ca nu gasesc pe tastatura mea franceza blestematele de paranteze patrate . Pana le gasesc stau cumintica, ca altfel ma bate Aida .

BTW, vreau si eu pleeease parola noua la yahoo. Merci frumos

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delia79 spune:

Am inteles Iulika , am sa incerc sa ma conformez. Imi e un pic greu ca adorm pe la 9 seara de oboseala de la munca, dar promit ca incerc



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