Prayers :))

FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store and a boat.

Amen.


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OtiliaLia spune:

ralucami spune:

Hahaha! Ca intotdeauna barbatzii sunt mai concisi iar femeile se pierd printre detalii!

Hai noroc si sanatate- ca-i mai buna decat toate!

simoneta spune:

Simoneta 32s

Eryka spune:

Eryka & sufletzelul din burtica --->21 saptamani

Imi_incep_viatza spune:

Dacă el se roagă pt asa ceva...hmmm....are toate sansele să-i fie indeplinită dorintza....desi si surdă, si mută...si......ba nu, are sanse!!Insă ea, nu, nu prea!