***Colectia de toamna-iarna 2005, la 5 ani! (16)
Raspunsuri - Pagina 5
corap spune:
Lavi, pai atunci poate-a fost mai bine ca ai ratat-o pe anestezista asta... desi a mea era cam de 40 (dar stii ca oamenii naspa par mai batrani 
). Desi, on the other hand, parul gonflat suna ca si cum ar fi ea.
Poate ai noroc la dantis next time. Tin pumnii.
c & andrei-ardei 
14.11.2005 & cireshik anais 
07.05.07
FEBRUARIE thing-a-day
lavi02 spune:
Eh, Corapina, am zis si eu sub 40 ca sa o flatez
Ea trebuie sa fie.
Ea parea "de servici" cumva: a preluat-o intai pe o cezariana facuta de un rezident, apoi pe noi cu laparo.
anda77 spune:
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year
lavi02 spune:
Anda mi se potriveste la fix bancul, cum stateam cu colega mea de suferinta pe paturi alaturate sa asteptam sa ne ia la operatie.
camelia_daniela spune:
Cami & Alexandra Daria 
(02.01.2006)
Cresc si iar cresc ... !
“The child must know that he is a miracle, that since the beginning of the world there hasn't been, and until the end of the world there will not be, another child like him.” (Pablo Casals)
Pixy's Style - Fimo-mania, margelute, cercelusi fel de fel...
Ramas bun, EMMA! Nu te vom uita niciodata!
maria_alexia spune:
La multi ani, Sarah!
Sa cresti mare si fericita, roscatica frumoasa si eleganta!
La multi ani, Bianca! Sa aveti parte numai de bucurii !
La multi ani, Daria! Sa va vedem pe-aici numai cu bune, si poate mai des !
Lavi, offf, taaare neplacuta experienta intr-adevar. Reparare rapida si sa treci cat mai usor peste op. Ei, tot te-ai temut tu de anestezie - uite ca tocmai asta ti-a facut pocinogul 
.
Alinus, de-abia asteptam sa ne-o prezinti pe micuta miss. 
Mie mi se pare cam horror bancul Andei .
PS. Am mai pus vre-o suta de poze de toamna la finalul ultimului album. sunt de acum 2 w/enduri. De cele de w/e asta inca n-am avut timp 
.
camelia_daniela spune:
Alinush, tinem pumnii sa fie totul bine ! 
Cami & Alexandra Daria (02.01.2006)
Cresc si iar cresc ... !
“The child must know that he is a miracle, that since the beginning of the world there hasn't been, and until the end of the world there will not be, another child like him.” (Pablo Casals)
Pixy's Style - Fimo-mania, margelute, cercelusi fel de fel...
Ramas bun, EMMA! Nu te vom uita niciodata!
corap spune:
yeap, alinush... 
galerieeeeee!
c & andrei-ardei 14.11.2005 & cireshik anais 07.05.07
FEBRUARIE thing-a-day
Morgano spune:
Hai Alinush, nastere usoara si bebelina sanatoasa!
anda77 spune:
Are You Ready for Children?
Are you considering having children? To determine whether you are truly prepared for the experience, we suggest you take this set of simple tests...
MESS TEST:
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fishfinger behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
TOY TEST:
Obtain a 55-gallon box of Lego. (If Lego are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).
GROCERY STORE TEST:
Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.
DRESSING TEST:
Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.
FEEDING TEST:
Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Weetabix or Cheerio's) into the mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.
NIGHT TEST:
Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8:00 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more new ones and sing these too until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for three years. Look cheerful.
PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN)
Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10% of the beans.
PHYSICAL TEST (MEN):
Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the assistant to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your wages to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.