Burtici fericite de septembrie-octombrie (104)

Iulika29 spune:

Gegea så stii cå eu m-am mai delectat o data cu pozele printesei carliontz..Si ce mai, te topesti dupå ea..O mananci toata cu tot cu cårlionti.

Edit: Våzut si pozele mici, mici ale Ralucai..frumoaså mamica, frumoaså rochitica
www.webshots.com/user/IulikaB" target="_blank">POZE

Iuliana, cea mai fericitå 34+cu Bruce Nicholas

selen80 spune:

oo, ce veste buna..pt voi

33+ cu Ebru PRIMA POZA!


nunta
9 luni

aidaciolac spune:

wow techilo ce tari sunteti , pai sa stii ca daca as reusi sa vand casa as cumpara teren in camp si atunci chiar ar merita , dar asa ... vorba ta cand o sa fim mai bogati . Oricum in timp tot aici vom ajunge ca resursele naturale sunt pe terminate ... Merci mult pt informatii o mai rumegam.
Legat de caldura din casa , eu tin toata ziua geamurile si usile inchie tocmai ca sa nu intre caldura si le deschid seara si toata noaptea cat nu e cald ... si sa stii ca merge si culmea e ca nu am nici un geam acoperit inca (sper sa ajung si eu sa comand cornize ca restul se rezolva) , tin caldura afara din izolatia casei. La usa de la intrare care este tot timpul in umbra termometrul arata 35gC , iar termometrul din casa nu depaseste 27gC ... este destul de cald , dar nu sa nu putem respira ca afara ...
Aer conditionat nu pun , nu mi se pare sanatos ...

Oricum de maine se raceste vremea. Aici bate vantul si degeaba ca tot iti ia foc gatul daca iesi afara ... asa ca in continuare cu geamurile inchise
Iulikoooo iar te-ai coditzat?



Sa il ajutam pe Sebi , puiutz de DC


Aida ... 31+ ... cica
Poze cu noi
www.onetruemedia.com/otm_site/view_shared?p=88028d9eaeae0f93a00846" target="_blank">Licurici, te iubesc cu toata fiinta
"Cand schimbati modul in care priviti lucrurile, lucrurile pe care le priviti se schimba" ... si cand reusiti sa ma invatati si pe mine

alex25 spune:

Iulika, ce burtica frumoasa ai si tu...

Offfff, mai Techila, imi pare rau ca aparatul ala nu e bun deloc, ma gandeam ca e o solutie asa, provizorie...pacat. Cred si eu ca biata cutza a stat nemiscata acolo, mai ales ca buldogii englezi sunt recunoscuti pentru faptul ca nu tolereaza bine caldura, asa ca te rog sa ai grija si de ea pe langa tine.

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Alexandra 29+ se pare ca fluturasul va fi Alessia Ruxandra
Bbelusa cea iubita

Da Doamne sa ne nastem sanatoase

septoct2009 spune:

Capitol nou

Prima data cand ma bag,sper sa fi reusit.

Kawaichan

adimercedes spune:

Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Some thoughtful information for those who ARE daughters, WERE daughters, HAVE daughters, INTEND TO HAVE daughters, or INTEND TO DATE a daughter.

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
In order for us to get to know each other, you may think we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on his subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a po****r fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my Daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided. Movies, which feature chainsaws, are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

***I received this text anonymously in the winter of 1998. A reader recently shared that the original author was W. Bruce Cameron. Bruce's original work can be viewed at Copyright © 1998 W. Bruce Cameron http://www.wbrucecameron.com. Bruce has an outbound E-Mail list that you can subscribe to when visiting his Web-site.


"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --- Albert Einstein

"The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip."

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