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Ramona J spune:
Oana, multumesc. Buna ideea, asa o sa fac. N-am mai fost in situatii din astea pina acum si habar n-am cum sa ma pregatesc.
Asta au zis ei, baterii, flashlights, luminari, chibrituri, plinul de benzina si sa adunam apa in saci pusi in containerul de gunoi. Si sa luam tot ce ar putea lua vintul. Trebuie sa aducem outdoor furniture.
Sper ca miine vor sti mai multe, poate nu vine direct incoace sau mai slabeste din intensitate. Cu multa ploaie sint relativ OK, dar vintul puternic ma sperie.
The best thing you can do for your children is to love your wife.
blackpanterro spune:
Oana(cuscra) numa sa nu deveniti republicani ca asta o sa fie deal breaker pt casatoria alor nostri 
, JP a zis ca o sa se insoare Aidan cu o republicana over his dead, cold body
Fetelor citeste cineva Twilight Saga? Io si prietena mea suntem nebune de tot.Am citit tot pe rasuflate, eu astept cartea a 4-a si nu mai vineeeee.
Adriana si Aidan Alexander(27.06.2005)
A ticket to hell has never been funnier
"You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do."
Oana C spune:
Cuscra, numai de data asta. Apoi, pina la 30j de ani, o sa decida fiica-mea singura ce parte alege. Mai, n-ai vazut la Schwarzenegger ala? El republican, ea democrata, da' se iubesc oamenii, ce mai conteaza politica? Important e sa se respecte intre ei.
Oana si 
Eva (29 iunie 2005)
Oana C spune:
Ramona, uite ce se vehiculeaza pe-aici, gen haz de necaz (e in engleza, dar nu e problema in topicul nostru):
<<<We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day
now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to
some radar blob out in the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic
meteorological points:
(1) There is no need to panic.
(2) We could all be killed.
Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Florida. If
you're new to the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to
prepare for the possibility that we'll get hit by "the big one." Based
on our experiences, we recommend you follow this simple three-s tep
hurricane preparedness plan:
STEP 1. Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family
for at least three days.
STEP 2. Put these supplies into your car.
STEP 3. Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Thanksgiving.
Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not
follow this sensible plan. Most people will foolishly stay here in
Florida.
So we'll start with one of the most important hurricane
preparedness items:
HOMEOWNERS' INSURANCE: If you own a home, you must have
hurricane insurance. Fortunately, this insurance is cheap and easy to
get, as long as your home meets two basic requirements:
(1) It is reasonably well-built , and
(2) It is located in Nebraska.
Unfortunately, if your home is located in Florida, or any
other area that might actually be hit by a hurricane, most insurance
companies would prefer not to sell you hurricane insurance, because then
they might be required to pay YOU money, and that is certainly not why
they got into the insurance business in the first place.
So you'll have to scrounge around for an insurance company,
which will charge you an annual premium roughly equal to the replacement
value of your house. And, at any moment, this company can drop you like
used dental floss.
SHUTTERS: Your house should have hurricane shutters on all the
windows, all the doors, and -- if it's a major hurricane -- all the
toilets. There are several types of shutters, with advantages and
disadvantages.
(1) Plywood shutters: The advantage is that, because you make
them yourself, they're cheap. The disadvantage is that, because you make
them yourself, they will fall off.
(2) Sheet-metal shutters: The advantage is that these work
well, once you get them all up. The disadvantage is that once you get
them all up, your hands will be useless bleeding stumps, and it will be
December.
(3) Roll-down shutters: The advantages are that they're very
easy to use, and will definitely protect your house. The disadvantage is
you will have to sell your house to pay for them.
HURRICANE PROOFING Your Property: As the hurricane approaches,
check your yard for movable objects like barbecue grills, planters,
patio furniture, visiting relatives, etc. You should, as a precaution,
throw these items into your swimming pool (if you don't have a swimming
pool, you should have one built immediately). Otherwise, the hurricane
winds will turn these objects into deadly missiles.
EVACUATION ROUTE: If you live in a low-lying area, you should
have an evacuation route planned out. (To determine whether you live in
a low-lying area, look at your driver's license -- if it says "Florida",
you live in a low-lying area.) The purpose of having an evacuation route
is to avoid being trapped in your home when a major storm hits. Instead,
you will be trapped in a gigantic traffic jam several miles from your
home, along with two hundred thousand other evacuees. So, as a bonus,
you will not be lonely.
HURRICANE SUPPLIES: If you don't evacuate, you will need a
mess of supplies. But don't buy them now! Florida tradition requires
that you wait until the last possible minute, and only then do you go to
the supermarket so you can join in vicious fights with strangers over
who gets the last can of Spam.
In addition to food and water, you will need the following
supplies:
(1) 23 flashlights.
(2) At least $167 worth of batteries (which will turn out,
when the power goes out, to be the wrong size for the flashlights).
(3) Bleach. (No, I don't know what the bleach is for. NOBODY
knows what the bleach is for. But it's traditional, so GET some!)
(4) A 55-gallon drum of deodorant.
(5) A big knife that you can strap to your leg. (This will be
useless in a hurricane, but it looks cool.)
(6) A large quantity of raw chicken, to placate the
alligators. (Ask anybody who went through Andrew; after the hurricane,
there WILL be irate alligators.)
(7) $35,000 in cash or diamonds so that, after the hurricane
passes, you can buy a generator from a man with no discernible teeth.
Of course these are just basic precautions. As the hurricane
draws near, it is vitally important that you keep abreast of the
situation by turning on your television and watching TV reporters in
rain slickers standing right next to the ocean who will tell you, over
and over, how vitally important it is for everybody to stay away from
the ocean.>>>
Oana si Eva (29 iunie 2005)
blackpanterro spune:
Cuscra pai cu asa republican ca The Guvernator cred si eu, e foarte liberal la multe issues.Am zis deja ca eu cu el as vota daca ar putea candida.De fapt cred ca votam(JP nu eu) cu McSame daca il alegea pe Schwarzenegger VP.
Adriana si Aidan Alexander(27.06.2005)
A ticket to hell has never been funnier
"You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do."
lai spune:
Andreea, felicitari pentru cetatenie!
Oana, felicitari pentru aniversarea a 3 ani de la botez!
Sanzi, multu' ca intrebasi :-) Fetelor, voi ma cam speriati pe aici.. noi n-am pregatit nika, doar ce ma stresai acu' ca au zis astia ca inchid campusu' de la 5pm astazi pana luni si-mi tot impachetez pe-aici ce sa iau acasa.
Lai
ciuf spune:
Andreea, felicitari pentru cetatenie. Hai da-ne de baut.
Anamaria, bine ca s-a rezolvat. Sa stii tu ca asta e semn de batranete cand te legi de una de alta 
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Eu ma consum teribil cand trebuie sa ma abtin sa nu explodez ca imi sunt copiii prin zona.
ieri am fost un car de draci. A trebuit sa completam formularele pentru insotitorul copilului pe avion. Si ete asa aflaram ca Luca nu are dreptul la insotitor ca e sub 6 ani. cand cucii astia ne-au spus ca de la 5 ani poate sa mearga insotit pe avion sau ca au avut cazuri cu copii de 2-3 ani .
am crezut ca sotul va face infarct. O mana de oameni care se spala pe maini una-doua. Norocul nostru a fost ca a dat peste o sarboaica care a zis ca va vorbi cu managerii sa vada ce este de facut. Dupa multe asteptari au reusit sa il puna pe Luca sa zboare in acelasi avion cu mama 
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Sanzi, felicitari pentru tenisman. Mi se pare un sport tare frumos, elegant. Eu nu prea stiu sa joc tenis, dar imi doresc sa invat. Imi place mult badmintonul. De inot se mai tine David?
Astia de la Universitate au oferta la Recreation Center pentru invatat inot 1 la 1. Si ma costa vreo $25 pe luna, avand membershipul inclus in fees si tuition. Asa ca ma bate gandul sa il duc pe Luca. Aseara la gym era un tip de la Centrul Olimpic care inot superb in bazin. Nu imi dezlipeam ochii de pe el. Sotul ma si vedea indragostita de el. Un corp la tipul ala fain de tot, un trunchi lung ca si mainile de altfel. Si o gratie in el cand inota, si cum se intorcea in apa, si cum inota pe sub apa. Hmm, se vede ca am fost fascinata rau de tot de el .
Am inceput scoala si cel mai scarbos obiect este Statistica. Vorbeste profesorul ala cu o viteza de ma ameteste. Au probleme colegii mei sa il urmareasca, dar eu . Traiasca aparatul de inregistrat.
Ah, am de dat doua examene pentru chimie si biologie ca vreau sa fac tutoring pentru studenti la Centrul de Stiinte si sa predau laboratoare. Sunt curioasa cu cat ma vor plati.
In rest, am fost la vanatoare de urs. Ne tot vine ursul in comunitate. In urma distribuirii flyerelor despre ursi ce le-am primit de la Animal Control, din 200 de case cate sunt in comunitate numai 9 si-au scos gunoaiele in fata casei de cu seara (gunoiul ridicandu-se dimineata). Eh si ursul a venit la astea 9 tomberoane. Si cine conducea masina in zona si punea farurile pe urs si claxona? Eu. Lumea e speriata, gardurile sunt stricate, iar astia de la Animal Control nu vin sa ne ajute ca in fond e vina noastra ca scoatem gunoiul cand nu trebuie. Ce pot face e sa dea amenzi la cei ce lasa gunoiul peste noapte afara cu vreo $500 pe casa.
Cred ca v-am plictisit cu povestea mea despre Mos Martin. Dar nah imi reparai gardul de doua ori singura-singurica ca ursul a intrat pe terasa noastra.
Ciuf, Luca (11.11.2003) si Eva Maria (21.04.2006)
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Oana_B spune:
Chiar am vrut sa te intreb ce-ai mai rezolvat cu ursul.
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ocebine spune:
Ciufulici...cind eram in facultate (vremuri immemoriale deja) am luat statistica peste vara (era mai scurt si scapam mai ieftin)...asa o plictiseala e greu de conceput.
Palpitant la voi cu ursu'...rau ca oamenii nu se invata minte.
Anamaria
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly."
Ramona J spune:
Oana, numai de data asta zic si eu.
Cred ca trebuie sa cumpar niste Spam. Lai, iti recomand si tie. Chiar ma gindeam ca daca pe aici ne zice sa ne punem la punct, la voi cred ca-i serioasa treaba. Aveti grija mare.
Ciuf, ce bine ca s-a rezolvat cu Luca!
The best thing you can do for your children is to love your wife.