A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned
on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start.
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When
it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
Thats it! She blows her top!
"You bastard! You walk in here, sit your fat ass down, don't even
say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
"It's started!"