Fetele din America (98)

ciuf spune:

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Ciuf, Luca (11.11.2003) si Eva Maria (21.04.2006)
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ruxij spune:

Ceva haios si de actualitate.


1967 versus 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist
traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1967 - Jeffrey is sent to t he principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra state funding because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school .

1967 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English.

1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation
is racist. US Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence Day firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1967 - Ants die.
2007 - Homeland Security and the FBI are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. PETA initiates a Save-The-Ants campaign
resulting in a celebrity-packed fundariser. Branjelina adopts a family of fire ants and makes the cover of People Magazine doing so. (The NAACP is concerned that no black ants were considered.)

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1967 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in federal prison.

alintaroma spune:

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Originally posted by ciuf

Fetelor, aveti vreun link de unde as putea cumpara camere foto digitale? Multumesc

Ciuf, Luca (11.11.2003) si Eva Maria (21.04.2006)
Camera lui Luca/Finding Nemo si Camera Evei-Gradina cu flori vesele
www.onetruemedia.com/my_shared?z=15dde712e107702b2ad340&utm_source=otm&utm_medium=text_url" target="_blank">Binecuvantarea

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gabrielaghe spune:

Buna fetelor, ce mult ati scris, nu am avut timp deloc sa intru in weed-end-ul asta, curatenie plus ca sotul s-a apucat s ataie un mare copac , din fata casei, a crescut in mai putin de 6 ani enorm, si este unul din categoria ficusilor, cu radacini mari, ne-am interesat si ne-am hotarit sa-l taiem, creste prea repede si ne era teama sa nu ne afecteze cu timpul canalizarea, asa ca parca e golasa casa acum, avem un morman d ecrengi si frunze in fata casei, speram s ascapam d eele curind
Coridada, felicitari ptr. fata este un pas inainte si eu l-am avut pe cel mare testat, a trecut cu bine dar d eemotie a vorbit si ceva in rom, asa ca , asta cu ani in urma a ramas sa-l testeze din nou.Sintem bucurosi ca am luat biletele ptr. Romania, eu voi sta cu copii d epe 7 iunie pin ape 2 august, abia astept., si cum mai spunea o fata am emotie cind ma gindesc, n-am mai fost acasa de 4 ani, mi-e dor de toti, abia astept sa-i revad.Ruxij , tu in ce perioada mergi, este sansa s ane intilnim?
V alas, trebuie sa ma apuc d ecalcat ceva rufe, cel mic s-a culcat e asa d eliniste trebuie s aprofit d eacest timp
o seara buna si pe miine
pa

adriana spune:

Fetele, poate nu mi-ati obs si intrebarea mea.. va rog, stie cineva unde sa sap pentru o idee/link despre legislatia privind revistele porno?.. adica daca e interzis sa se vanda oriunde, oricui, ceva de genul asta..
M-a rugat cineva sa caut dar mi-am prins urechile pe google...

ruxij spune:

Eu vreau sa iti spun ca eu am observat intrebarea ta, dar din pacate nu am nici cea mai mica idee. Probabil nici restul fetelor, de aceea nu raspund.

mamidematt spune:

sunteti niste dragutze toate. sunteti puternice sa stati intr-o tara straina, sa va faceti cuib si sa cresteti puisorii aici. eu am venit , luam casa si cred ca ma intorc in rom. ma mananca singuratatea si oricum nu ma vad stand aici mai mult, imi e ft greu sa-mi fac prieteni printre americani...numai pe sotul meu il am prieten....si mai am si bebe mic si zgubilitic de 2 ani....
va pup pe toate, sunteti puternice ! sa ramaneti asa!
noi aniversam maine 6 ani de casnicie ...cum nu prea are cine sa ne ureze nimic, imi urez eu aici...la mai multi

ruxij spune:

Mamidematt, la multi ani si multa fericire! De ce nu incerci sa cauti sa iti faci prieteni printre romani, daca cu americanii nu te intelegi? Noi ne-am facut si prieteni americani acum, prin copil. Cand merge la gradinita se mai leaga relatiile, incet, dar pana la urma se leaga.

Gabriela noi ajungem in Ro pe 22 Mai, stam trei zile, imi botez nepotul, apoi mergem in Franta, ne mai intoarcem in Romania pt. 2-3 zile si apoi plecam in America pe 5 Iunie.

Andrada spune:

Fetele numai reclama la concurenta e interzisa si la cei care vor sa-si faca reclama pe gratis, eu asa stiu...

Nu stiu legislatia si nici nu te pot ajuta cu google ca mi-e groaza de spamuri.

Fetele eu am uitat de fluor de cind a facut Marcu 3 ani,era pe polyvifluor si trebuia sa il trec pe alea ptr copii mari si l-am trecut pe Flinstones ( ca-s tare bune, au exact ce trebuie). De abia acu mi-am dat seama ca el lua numa vitamine obisnuite si am facut reteta ptr d-alea cu fluor, va spun si voua in caz ca ati uitat, dar crez ca numa eu is asa nauca,
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Corina, stiam ca o sa te astepti sa spun... Mai ce drag imi e cind aud de copii romani destepti...pentru altii e voronetul, sau imnul, mie imi dau lacrimile cind ii vad valedictorieni


PS Onel mi-au taiat boii yahoomess-ul si acu astept nitel sa creaza ca m-am linistit si mi-l instalez din nou xoxoxox


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mamidematt spune:

multumim mult ruxij. cred ca imi lipseste acasa ... daca sotul meu insista sa raman aici, poate raman. nu prea stiu unde si cum sa imi fac prieteni aici, sunt sigura ca as gasi oameni de calitate sau romani simpatici...
asa ca voi , fetele de aici. cum suportati voi calatoriile astea infernal de lungi cu copilasii dupa voi? pe mine ma ia cu groaza cand ma gandesc la zbor...