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Suna la usa. Tipu' deschide.
Pe presh o moarte mica, de 20 de cm inaltime, cu coasa, craniu, parpalac negru ...
- Vai doamne, vaaaai !!! tipa tipul.
- Relaxeaza-te, am venit dupa hamster!

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carla2005 spune:

taree

carla2005 de Alexandra Maria 16.11.2006

la bunici...sa le fiu de ajutor pe aici

poze Alexuta

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carla2005 spune:

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The
> >>husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on
> >>the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new
> >>wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
> >>
> >>"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
> >>
> >>"I'm going to the bar, pretty face, I'm going to have a beer."
> >>
> >>The wife said,
>"You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
> >>to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,
> >>brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India
> >>,etc.
> >>
> >>The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
> >>could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you
> >>know...they have frozen glasses..."
> >>
> >>He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
> >>interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy
> >>face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
> >>that she was getting chills just holding it.
> >>
> >>The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but
> >>at the bar they
> >>have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...
> >>I
>won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
> >>
> >>"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and
> >>took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,
> >>pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
> >>
> >>"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there's
> >>swearing, dirty words and all that..."
> >>
> >>"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in
> >>your goddamn frozen mug and eat your mother fucking snacks, because
> >>you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it,
> >>Asshole?"

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misto

mi_ro spune:

Va spun si eu una adevarata. Niste prieteni din Montreal care nu au mai fost de vreo 10 ani prin Romania s-au hotarat sa faca o incursiune prin centrul Bucurestiului ca sa mai vada schimbarile produse. Pe el il apuca nevoile fiziologice si intra la Restaurantul Pescarul pentru ca WC-urile din pasaj erau inchise si omul nu mai stia ce sa faca. In primul moment nu a fost vazut de nimeni ca inta la WC pentru ca era animatie in restaurant. Dupa ce a iesit de la WC un chelner se apropie de el si nici nu-l intreaba daca are de gand sa ramana la masa sau are masa rezervata ci ii spune "Stiti politica restaurantului nostru lasa oamenii sa se foloseasca de WC-ul nostru dar contra plata. Va taiem chitanta!Nici o problema." Omul nu mai sta la targuieli, plateste 10.000-15000, ma rog nu conteaza, ia chitanta , o baga in buzunar si pleaca. Iese afara, isi ia sotia si pleaca la alti prieteni acasa. Le povesteste intamplarea si le arata chitanta pentru WC. Stupoare! Ce credeti ca scria in chitanta "Produse din peste- 15000lei" O fi crezut chelnerul ca omul a venit sa-si depuna icrele??????

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