Medicinisti din toata lumea uniti-va....AICI! (3)
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M&M spune:
Am intrat sa va salut. Eu acum o ora am sosit acasa.
Cristina
Viata era frumoasa, eu tanar, gata de lupta, sigur de izbanda.- Axel Munthe
Anya20 spune:
Puffy, super bancul
Cristina, tare va mai muncesc pe la spital. Bat-o vina de chirurgie, ca asa e peste tot.
Alina 
Radu Teodor si Anya Ioana
alinaalex spune:
hop si eu!
sunt asistenta medicala principala de Radiologie la spitalul Judetean din Oradea! cu o vechime de fix 10 ani (adica anul trecut aveam, cand am intrat in concediul de maternitate). nu stiu daca ma intorc la acelasi loc de munca, pt. ca am si studii superioare in alt domeniu!
ma bucur ca v-am descoperit (de-abia acum!)
Alina si bb Marc Alexandru (28.03.2006)
PRIMUL CRACIUN
poze
varsta Marc
abriana spune:
Bine ai venit Alina!
Sedere placuta printre noi 
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elbi spune:
buna fetelor!
uitati ceva ce o sa va inveseleasca:
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says "John what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here!
She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave, she couldn't swim!!."
The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a bigger smile on his face.
Dave says "What are you so happy about today John?"
"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, Dave, she couldn't swim!!!!."
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer.
Dave says "John, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. Then, she pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, Dave !!! She had a great BIG dick!!! .....
.... Dave, ..... I CAN'T SWIM!!!"
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"
multa sanatate!
greiere spune:
Bun venit Mirela si Alinaalex
N-am mai avut nimic imporatant de spus, dar am zis sa mai fac si eu prezenta ca ma uitati!
Megbeng geriatria ca si psihiatria... parca n-ar avea nimeni nevoie de ele, si totusi cu toti imbatranim sau (doamnne fereste) putem face cate-o depresie... de... lumea in care traim!
Alexandra si mami Elena
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greiere spune:
Salutam burticile, proaspetele mame si toti scumpii de bebelusi!
Alexandra si mami Elena
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Mirunda spune:
Servus la medicinisti,
foarte rar pe DC in ultima vreme, ma bucur sa va descopar azi...Sunt medic primar anestezie-TI, lucrez in Franta de 2 ani, si mi-am facut studiile si specializarea in Germania. Azi am facut o gafa, fara sa vreau, am vvrut sa public un anunt de post pentru un coleg, oftalmolog in Nantes, iar anuntul meu a ajuns la maculatura, fara sa inteleg prea bine de ce...
Ma rog, neimportant...Ma bucur ca v-am descoperit! mai sunt anestezisti pe aici?
Cu drag,
Mirunda
megbeng spune:
buna mirunda si bun venit!! sper ca nick-ul meu ti-e cunoscut
..mai sunt ATIsti o gramada, uita-te pe prima pagina, in primul mesaj ca avem lista tuturor membrilor
vine bebe!Ajutati-l pe Dan sa mearga din nou!
miraklucker spune:
Buna fetelor!
Briana aici se gasesc peste tot homeopate le primesti si la drogherie, dar drept sa spun niciodata cand am cumparat ceva nimeni nu mi-a spus aceste reguli de administrare.
eu le-am dat la fete cand au fost mici bilute ca erau constipate, le bagam in gurita asa intregi.
Acum i-am dat la cea mica supozitoare cu Camomilla pentru dintisori, au ajutat-o o vreme, dar vreo 3 zile inaite de a erupe dintisorul tot agitata a fost.
Pe mine ma bate gandul sa fac un curs ceva de homeopate, sa ma conving pe mine ca sunt asa bune.
...si de cadou, eu nu cred ca-i voi lua ceva. La 1 an nu stie mai nimic, plus ca la mine fiind si al treilea cam are de toate, de la cei mari. O sa o sarbatorim joi, in ziua mea libera, ii fac un tort vine prietena mea care e si nasa ei,cu baietii.
Megbeng cat mai ai pana nasti?
...si acum sa va povestec un caz care l-am avut acum cateva zile care nu mai imi iese din cap. Un barbat de 42 ani, a comandat 10 cutii Dormicum a 100 tb....necesarul lui pe 2 LUNI. Daca in dec 2005 lua 7 tb pe zi, dupa numai 1 an ajunsese la 12/zi. Cica medicul stia, binenteles ii trebuia o aprobare speciala, dar el spune ca nu are de-i face, doar ca nu-i da toate 10 cutii odata.
Acum ma intreb cum poate exista omul ala cu atatea sedative pe zi???
Mira mami de DAVID 
(15.08.2002), DARIA
(20.11.2004) si 
SELIN (07.02.2006)
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