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Varsator

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeateadly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking Jerk. You enjoy sucking cock.

Pesti

You have vivid imagination and often think you are being folowed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you mistake as power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Berbec

You are a pionner type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornfull of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come into contact with. You are a PRICK!!

Taur

You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it-ivness because you never do anything right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a ficking asshole.


Gemeni

You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.

Rac

You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on wellfare and won't be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

Leu

You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. You arrogance is disgusting. Leo's are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbating more than sex.

Fecioara

You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good bus driver and pimps.

Balanta

You are the artistic type and have a difficulty time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nul. Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease.

Scorpion

The worst of the lot!!!! You are shrewd in bussines and cannot be trusted. You shall achteve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are MURDERED.

Sagetator

You are optimistic and anthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck-since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius's are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are indeed a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn

You are conserrvative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should KILL yourself.


Cupilu' minune mare

Ana68 spune:

Ira,bravo ca ai scris atat....Da si o traducere in romaneste pentru noi,astia, mai nestiutori in ale limbii engleze....Multam'!

Ana-Maria,mami deAlex&Luana

adrienne12 spune:

Nah, nu merita traducerea. Nu face decit sa insulte fiecare zodie. Nici macar nu e funny.pozele mele :http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/adrienne12us/my_photos

Loma spune:

exact,
asta am constatat si eu Adrienne,

si asa nu prea credeam eu in horoscoapele zilnice, asta m-a dat gata

doar in cele clasice (zodiace) asa in linii mari, insa nu ma ghidez dupa ele nici vorba...

Loma

elean75 spune:

De ce va suparati? E o gluma! si face misto de aia care cred in zodii! Mie mi-a placut desi sunt Scorpion, 'the worst of the lot'

bruxinha spune:

io cred ca ala de-a scris porcariutza aia (ca nici macar o porcarie serioasa si cinstita nu e...) e un sociopat cu probleme grave la cap.
Parerea mea.

mamica dulce spune:

ha-ha am ras de m-am prapadit!!!!!!si e chiar adevarat..cel putin ideea, in nici un caz nu si forma-insultele alea lasa serios de dorit si nu sunt deloc amuzante]..am citit la toti prietenii mei ,la sotzu' si e fenomenal cat de concret si la obiect e
Ok barbatu.meu-caprocorn nu e un chiken-shit si nici n-ar trebui sa se impuste (ca am io destule motive s-o fac dar ideea e drept la tinta.
Sa va spun ca io sunt leu..si am si vibrator ..nu, ca m-a terminat horoscopul asta

Insula Mainau,Bodensee-Marc 2 ani jumate aprilie 2005
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