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buflea spune:

Delia, glumesc

Delia21 spune:

Buflea,pai eu de ce crezi ca ma prapadeam de ras?Dar stii tu...adevaru se....mai spune si in gluma....cateodata

buflea spune:

Sper sa fi inteles corect ... chiar glumeam. Nu cred o vorba in ceea ce am scris acolo, doar o tachiman pe RuxiJ.

Carmenbr spune:

Doris, ai vazut ce patesti mama? Fugi inapoi la lama si la vene!

anca_ spune:

pentru inveselire, sper sa nu o stiti deja:

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

celines spune:

Buna fetelor si La multi ani!

Sunt noua pe aici si vreau sa ma ajutati cu un sfat, va rog!
Momentan stau in Michigan, dar vreau sa ma mut in Chicago cu familia. Imi puteti spune,in ce zona e bine sa caut un apartament pt. inchiriat, atat in Chicago, cit si in suburbii.Orice sfat e binevenit!
Multumesc frumos!

Delia21 spune:

Buflea,atata timp cat radem...eu zic ca e de bine,chiar daca poate radem din motive diferite.Eu chiar cred ca o zi in care nu rad...e o zi pierduta...asa ca you made my day.Deci hai sa nu ne suparam pe gena responsabila cu ...umorul....nu de alta...dar zic psihologii...ca ar fi semn de inteligenta.Am inteles de la inceput intentia mesajului tau...eu doar sustineam ideea,pentru ca-mi place.Gusturile...nu se discuta

alintaroma spune:

Celines eu nu am sfaturi dar vad ca suntem vecine si noi tot in Marele Rapid locuim

mihutza11 spune:

Anca tare ! nu o stiam!
Celines succes cu mutatul.. eu nu te pot ajuta..




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Delia21 spune:

Anca...tare de tot.Am copiat-o si am trimis-o cunoscutilor mei...ajuta la inveselire,vorba ta.