Cum am evoluat.....

O femeie are griji de viitor pana se casatoreste. Un barbat nu are griji de viitor pana nu se casatoreste.

Un barbat de succes este acela care castiga mai multi bani decat poate cheltui sotia sa. O femeie de succes e aceea care gaseste un astfel de barbat.

Pentru a fi fericita cu un barbat trebuie sa-l intelegi mult si sa-l iubesti putin. Pentru a fi fericit cu o femeie trebuie s-o iubesti mult si sa nu incerci s-o intelegi.

Barbatii insurati traiesc mai mult decat burlacii, dar barbatii insurati accepta mai usor moartea.

Barbatii se trezesc dimineata la fel cum s-au dus la culcare. Femeile in schimb se deterioreaza cumva pe timpul noptii.

O femeie se casatoreste cu un barbat sperand ca acesta se va schimba, dar nu o va face. Un barbat se casatoreste cu o femeie sperand ca aceasta nu se va schimba, insa o face.

O femeie are intotdeauna ultimul argument intr-o cearta. Orice va spune barbatul dupa aceea va insemna alta cearta.

Sunt doua momente in viata cand un barbat nu intelege o femeie: inainte de casatorie si dupa casatorie.

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"Un sfirsit e un inceput..."

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Victoria spune:

V.

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nadina spune:

BEFORE AND AFTER YOU FALL IN LOVE
Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating

Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month

Before - She says she loves the way I take
control of a situation
After - She called me a controlling,
manipulative egomaniac

Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football

Before - Don't stop
After - Don't start

Before - Is that all you're having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey

Before - It's like I'm living in a dream
After - It's like he lives in a dorm

Before - Turbocharged
After - Jumpstart

Before - We agree on everything
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before - Victoria's Secret
After - Fruit-of-the-Loom

Before - Charming and Noble
After - Chernobyl

Before - Idol
After - Idle

Before - I love a woman with curves
After - I never said you were fat

Before - He's completely lost without me
After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

Before - Time stood still
After - This relationship is going nowhere

Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagel and instant

Before - You look so seductive in black
After - Your clothes are so depressing

Before - Oysters
After - Fishsticks

Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
After - I can't believe I ended up with someone
like you

Before - Passion
After - Ration

Before - Once upon a time
After - The end






"Poate pentru lume esti o singura persoana, dar pentru o anume persoana esti intreaga lume"(Marquez)

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Super!