Perle de Emma

Eliza spune:

Eu:- Hai sa o sunam pe buni in Romania!
Ea, luand telefonul meu: - Call Granma, mobile! (asa l-a vazut ea pe tati ca face, numai ca ghinion mami nu are IPhone).

Eliza spune:

Emma : " At gradinita I never gresesc!"

Eliza spune:

-Can I have some chocolate?
-No, it is late and chocolate makes you crazy.
-Then can I have some popcorn. Popcorn makes me friendly!