Jewish / Chinese

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Jewish / Chinese | Autor: bebetica

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish
and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along very well.

After about thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters, "I don't like Chinese".

The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no rike Chinese? Why dat?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."

"Nooooo, noooo, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese,
not Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're all
alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer
says,
"No rike Jew."

"Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic."

"The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah,
all same."

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