THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA

> (Must be read with an Italian accent)
> One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat
> breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only
one
> piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no
> understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna
> plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me
sonna ma
> bitch !
>
> Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon
and
> knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna
fock. I
> tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better
not
> fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel
and
> there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna
shit. He
> tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed.
He
> say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
>
> I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say
piss on
> you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy !

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