Intrebari stupide

Intrebari stupide puse de avocati in timpul procesului. Puteti comenta, daca doriti.


Acesta e acelasi nas pe care l-ati rupt in copilarie???


Doctore, e adevarat ca atunci cand o persoana moare in somn, nu stie nimic despre asta, pana in dimineata urmatoare?

I: Ce s-a intamplat atunci?
R: Mi-a spus:"Trebuie sa te ucid, ptr. ca ma poti identifica"
I: Si v-a ucis?


Dvs. sau fratele dvs. a fost ucis in razboi?


Cel mai tanar fiu al dvs., cel de 20 de ani... cati ani are?


Aveti copii sau ceva de genul asta?


I: O sa va arat o poza si sa-mi spuneti daca recunoasteti persoana.
R: Da, sunt eu.
I: Erati prezent cand s-a facut poza?


Erati prezent in tribunal azi-dimineata cand ati jurat?


I: D-soara Johnson, cum s-a incheiat prima dvs. casatorie?
R: Prin deces.
I: Si al cui deces a terminat casatoria?

I: D-soara Jhones, ati putea spune ca sunteti o persoana stabila emotional?
R: Eram candva...
I: De cate ori ati comis suicid?


Nu stiti ce era sau cum arata, dar l-ati putea descrie?


I: Spuneti ca scarile duceau jos, in pivnita...
R: Da
I: Aceste scari duceau si sus???


I: Va amintiti la ce ora ati inceput examinarea cadavrului?
R: Era 8:30 cand am inceput autopsia.
I: Si Dl. Edington era deja decedat?
R: Nu, statea in fund pe masa si se intreba de ce ii fac autopsie...



"Faptul ca ai un pian nu te face pianist, dar nasterea unui copil sigur te va face parinte."

"Fereste-te de a da sfaturi. Problema e prea grea si raspunderea prea mare."
Titu Maiorescu.

Nadia1976 spune:

Am mai gasit:
O sa le pun in engleza, si daca Nu e ok, o sa le si traduc.

Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."

Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male, or a female?"

Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
A: "I went to Europe, Sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"

"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.





"Faptul ca ai un pian nu te face pianist, dar nasterea unui copil sigur te va face parinte."

"Fereste-te de a da sfaturi. Problema e prea grea si raspunderea prea mare."
Titu Maiorescu.