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Bancuri cu blonde(en)

A man walks into a bar, with a huge alligator on a leash. He walks over to
the bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says "Sorry sir. You can't
bring that alligator in here! It's a dangerous animal, and you're scaring
all of the patrons! True enough, the man looked around, and noticed that
everyone was standing on the tables, looking very nervous. "But wait!" he
cried, "this alligator is tame! It wouldn't hurt anyone!". However, the
bartender is adamant. "If", the man continues, "I can prove that this
alligator is not vicious, can he stay?". "Well, I guess so", says the
bartender, "however, you're going to have a devil of a time proving to
everyone in here that that alligator is tame!" The man smiles, and leans
over the alligator. "Ralph!", he shouts, "Sit up!" With that, he beats
the alligator on the head with his fist "BANG BANG BANG". And the
alligator rears up on its tail. "Ralph, open your mouth! BANG BANG BANG".
And the alligator opened it's huge mouth wide, revealing row upon row of
gleaming white teeth. The man pulls out his wang, and lays it in the
alligators mouth, as the entire bar crowd gasps. "Ralph! Close your mouth,
but DON'T BITE! BANG BANG BANG". As the man pummels the alligator on the
head, the giant mouth slowley closes, and stops juuuussttt short of biting
the guys dick off. The crowd sighs, and the man says "Ralph, open your
mouth! BANG BANG BANG!" and the alligators mouth opens wide again. "There,"
says the man to the crowd, " now would anyone else like to try this?" A
blonde in the back says "Yeah, I'll try, but only if your promise not to
hit me on the head so hard".


Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal
her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are
all in the middle row.

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
A: Who cares?

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A BLONDE THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.

Q: What do blonde virgins eat?
A: Baby food.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on
Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: WHAT IS 68 TO A BLONDE?
A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange
juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: Why did the blonde with a big pussy douche with crest?
A: She heard that it reduces cavities.


Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING?
A: The noise gave her a headache.

Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS?
A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB?
A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A BITCH?
A: A blonde will **** anyone, a bitch will **** anyone but you.

Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SHOPPING CART?
A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in
her bra?
A: Thanks for the refill.

Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless
Ming vase?
A "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she
has had sex?
A: She opens the car door.

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, "Next".
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don't tell her to swallow.

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling
idiots?
A: Flattered.

Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period.

Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get MTV.

Q: What did the blonde say when she was showed her newborn baby in the
delivery room?
A: I'm not going to suck anything *that* small.

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't
stop until it gets blood.

Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A: She was having sunny periods.

Q: What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives
blondes crazy?
A: A hundred dollar bill.

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day?
A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what
she did with her cigarette.

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team!

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

Q: Why does the blonde stand in front of a window during a
thunder storm?
A: She loves taking pictures (flashes, got it?).

Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
A: "No, I just lie there."

Q: What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning?
A: "Thanks, guys..."

Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain
surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"

Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry?
A: Because you don't have to marry them to have sex with them!

Q: Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes?
A: It's called MAIDS - if the don't get one, they die.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?
A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard.

Q: DID YOU HEAR BOUT THE BLONDE WHO COULN'T WAIT TO SEE "20,000 LEAGUES UNDER
THE SEA"?
A: She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many
teams.

Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF A MIRROR WITH HER EYES
CLOSED?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR BLONDES?
A: They take off their makeup.

Q: Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
A: To keep their legs together.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: HOW MANY BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
A: Blondes screw in back seats, not in lightbulbs, silly.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first...

Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
A2: Their mothers told them not with their mouths full.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the
blow dryer!

Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the
bosses' faces.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and
a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a
blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball.
A3: There is no difference. They're both round and have
three holes to poke.
A4: You don't eat your bowling ball

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of
York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get ****ed up when they're on their back.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.

Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every
month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell
if they're going to work or coming home.

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws?
A: Practice.

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
A2: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

Q: What does the postcard from a blond's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Q: Why do blondes drive VW's
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!

Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ?
A: Wishful Thinking.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.

Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.

Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?
A: So they know when to stop having sex !

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.

Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1: They can't remember the number.
A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini
skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!

Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart
blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10
bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa
Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
A2: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought
it was a gum wrapper.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who
hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: What's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone?
A: Ice cream cones don't lick back.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a
recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and their ****ed.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her
thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last years hide-and-seek winner.

Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher
learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their
head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to
do...

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they
go down on you.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more
attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got ****ed by 10 men whilst on holiday.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were.

Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date.
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blond take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers license ?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

Q: Why did she finally pass her test?
A: She took the examiner with her

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The Blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was
still stuck.

Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the
air?
A: She missed.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg.
A: Nothing - they've never met.

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say "No".

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?:
"Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents
occur around the home?
A: She moved.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.


BLONDE #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
BLONDE #2: "No, who wrote it?"

Did you hear about the blonde mom who kept an icepack on her chest
to keep the milk fresh?

... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the
slogan "Billions Served - just today"



Did you hear about the blonde who:
got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

BLONDE: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
BLONDE: (puzzled look on her face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing,
I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different answer."

MALE SECRETARY: "Feel free to use my dictaphone."
NEW BLONDE EMPLOYEE: "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like
everyone else."


Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the
arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, "I just
know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was
on my back". The 2nd brunette says, "Mine's going to be a
boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception". The blonde says,
"Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!"


A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like,
and she replies, "Bring me a beer."
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"


A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The
brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The
blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"


A man and his blonde girlfriend were fooling around when the blonde
asked, "Would you mind taking off your ring? It's hurting me."
"Ring, nothing." he quipped, "That's my wristwatch."


A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.


A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the
priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over
and talk slower?"


Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic genie's lamp
t he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said,
"I wish I were smarter". So she became a redhead. The second blonde said "I
wish I were smarter than her." She became a brunette. The third blond said
"I wish I were smarter than both of them." So she became a man.

A blonde is suffering froma sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.
She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets
out his torch and says "Open wide". "I can't," replies the blonde,
"the chair's fitted with arms."


After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had
just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish
his just-spent energy. He pours himself a glass of milk and right before
drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still pretty hot, so he sticks
it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blonde walks in
and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those."


How is a blonde like a.......
Hairdryer? Turn her on and she starts to blow.
Vaccum Cleaner? Turn her on and she starts to suck.
Light Switch? Even a six year old can turn her on.


A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state
capitals (or for Bill Clinton capitols). She proudly said," go ahead,
ask me, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over
her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've
hit me right in the face!!!"

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O blonda se duce la un hotel sa-si ia o camera peste noapte.
Receptionerul ii spune ca nu mai are decat un pat liber, dar
cu trei barbati in camera.Fiind iarna si neavand unde sa doarma
accepta.
In camera unul dintre ce trei ii propune un joc.Daca raspundea
corect la o ghicitoare("ce e mica, are coada, rontaie alune, si
traieste in padure?") o vor lasa sa doarma. Daca nu ...
Dimineata femeia de servici intra in camera unde doi barbati
erau lesinati, iar al treilea in genunchi se ruga la blonda:
- Zi veverita, te implor, zi veverita!!!


o blonda,o bruneta,o roscata la ginecologie.
bruneta:eu cred ca o sa fac baiat.
roscata:de ce?
bruneta:am stat deasupra.
roscata:inseamna ca eu o sa fac fata.
blonda speriata:atunci eu o sa fac iezi.


Ce zic picioarele unei blonde dupa moartea ei?
,,In sfirsit impreuna!!!


Atacul de cord si atacul cerebral stau pe gardul cimitirului .
Pe linga ei trece o bruneta frumoasa .Cele doua atacuri vor sa se dea la ea,insa atacul de cord ajunge primul la ea .Dupa o singura atingere bruneta moare.
Trece o roscata si mai frumoasa si mai buna decit bruneta.Tot atacul de cord are prioritate si roscata moare .In sfirsit trece cea mai frumoasa blonda din cite vazuse cei doi pina atunci .Atacul cerebral are acum prioritate .Dupa un clic, blonda nu pateste nimic si trece mai departe.


O blonda se juca golf si la un moment dat isi pierde mingea de golf in tufisuri. Cand si-a cautat mingea a gasit o broasca prinsa intr-o capcana. Broasca ii promite ca daca o elibereaza, ii indeplineste trei dorinte. Si tipa elibereaza broscuta. Broasca ii spune atunci ca a uitat un amanunt important : orice dorinta a ei se va implini si pentru sotul ei de 10 ori mai mult. Blonda e de acord.
Blonda: Vreau sa fiu cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume !
Broasca: Dar nu te gandesti ca sotul tau va fi de 10 ori mai frumos, un Adonis, dupa care se uita toate femeile ?!
Blonda: Dar eu voi fi cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume si nu va avea ochi decat pentru mine ! Si broasca ii indeplineste dorinta.
Blonda: Vreau sa fiu cea mai bogata femeie din lume !
Broasca: Dar sotul tau va fi de 10 ori mai bogat ca tine !
Blonda: Ce-i al meu e si al lui, si ce-i al lui e si al meu ! Si broasca ii indeplineste si a doua dorinta.
Blonda: Si acum as vrea sa am un usor atac de cord !

Morala : Femeile sunt destepte, nu te pune cu ele !

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O blonda mergea cu masina si in timp ce asculta radio se enerveaza pentru ca acolo se spuneau bancuri cu blonde.Suparata ea opreste radioul si isi vede de drum.
Merse ce merse si deodata vede pe un camp o blonda,intr-o barca care incerca sa vasleasca.
Suparata se dadu jos din masina si striga catre blonda din barca:
-Auzi tu?Unele din astea ca tine ne fac de ras in lume!
Apoi plina de hotarare ii spuse:
-Ai noroc ca nu stiu sa inot ca veneam si iti dadeam si vreo doua!!

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Si eu ... care credeam ca am primit pe mail toate bancurile posibile despre blonde !
Mai Joxy, l-ai luat pe Dede, de departe !
Well done, Eli !

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aista cu blonda de giuca golf nu-l jteam... un usor atac de cord...

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intrebare:ce face o blonda in desert ?
raspuns:sterge praful

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Da' ce-avetzi dom'le cu blondele?






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1.-O blonda care s-a saturat sa rida toata lumea de ea, se vopseste bruneta, i-si schimba numele si pleaca din oras. Pe drum vede un cioban cu o turma de oi. Ce se gindeste ea: toata viata lumea a facut misto de mine, ia sa fac si eu misto de alti, ca acum nu mai sint blonda si nu ma stie nimeni. Zis si facut. Coboara din masina si se duce la cioban.
- Bade, daca-ti spun asa dintr-o privire cite oi ai in turma,imi dai o oaie?
- Da, fata tati.
Blonda se uita de jur imprejur si spune:
- 201
- Da fata tati, intelegerea-i intelegere, alegeti o oaie si a ta sa fie.
Zis si facut. Blonda vesela se urca in masina, cind sa plece ii bate ciobanul im geam:
- Fata tati, daca-ti spun ce culoare naturala are parul tau imi dai ciinele inapoi? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2.-O blonda vrea sa afle cum a aparut sindromul vacii nebune. Se duce si da de un taran.
Blonda: Cum a aparut sindromul vacii nebune ,bai taranee?
Taranu: ...itzi dau un indiciu: "taurul f**e vaca o data pe an".
Blonda: ... pai si care e sparla
Taranu: ... itzi mai dau un indiciu:"noi mulgem vacile de trei ori pe zi".
Blonda: .......... pai tot nu inteleg ce treaba are asta cu sindromul ...
Taranul: auzi fah .....io daca ma joc cu tzatzele tale de trei ori pe zi si te fut o data pe an , NU INNEBUNESTI ...:))))

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